When alexandre bolduc gets called up to phoenix he gets sun burnt. That counts as burning in hell right
this is for FRANKIE
im starting to really really really really like
cake.
i mean cake is something special. i just wish i had cake right now.
im about to skype for the first time
OMG. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM DOING.
WHAT IF I LAUGH AT THEIR FACE?
sick on a saturday? all alone in the dark with an evil zombie virus eating away at your swollen brain?
WATCH ALL THE FREE CENTER ICE GAMES.
GO SHOPPING ONLINE FOR A PORTLAND PIRATES JERSEY I CANT AFFORD.
ATTEMPT TO BUY SAID JERSEY BUT CANT BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT.
CREATE CUSTOM COYOTES AND AVALANCHE AND BRUINS HOODIES YOU CANT AFFORD.
WATCH MORE HOCKEY.
CUDDLE WITH A CORGI.
i have a virus
IM TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE I JUST KNOW IT.
almost faint when walking to bathroom
lightheaded to the point where i DONT want to watch hockey.
very sick. and have hot flashes from celexa and violent shaking fits from being cold.
friends say “GO TO THE DOCTORS” and my man says “you’ll be fine”
that sounds legit. since you don’t know what an elevated white blood cell count could cause, or what could cause it in the first place other than cancer.
i just need reekie. and make a text from cake.
(Source: samw-pmarleau, via shattystrashstache)
